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Whiskey River Soap Co. Funny Candle - Pretty Shit
For when life isn’t perfect, but at least it smells like it!
For when life isn’t perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead-on truths—because sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when you’re manifesting naps, eye-rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through life’s “romantic era.” It’s flowers… without the allergies.
• Flower Fetish Scented
• Fragrance: Plumeria, Teakwood
• Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
• Burn time: Approx. 40 hours • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
• Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H
Whiskey River Soap Co. Funny Candle - Pretty Shit
For when life isn’t perfect, but at least it smells like it!
For when life isn’t perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead-on truths—because sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when you’re manifesting naps, eye-rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through life’s “romantic era.” It’s flowers… without the allergies.
• Flower Fetish Scented
• Fragrance: Plumeria, Teakwood
• Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
• Burn time: Approx. 40 hours • Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
• Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H
