





Dreamers & Schemers F Bomb Slippers
Dreamers & Schemers F Bomb Slippers
Description
BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE FOOTING’S BAD, THE HORSE IS SPICY, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS MUTTER, “FFFFF…”
Welcome to the ultimate in barn-to-couch therapy: the F Bomb Slippers. Designed for equestrians who keep it classy (but unfiltered), these cozy bombs of comfort bring the fluffy drama to your downtime.
Wrapped in fuzzy sherpa fleece and lined with silky-soft faux fur, they’re basically emotional support slippers. And if you have to sprint out for night check because someone forgot to latch the gate (again), the durable sole has your back.
💥 Slipper Specs:
Outside: 95% polyester, 5% spandex sherpa fleece
Inside: 100% polyester faux fur that feels like a hug from your favorite fuzzy pony
Sole: Rubber which is flexible, grippy, lightweight, and ready for adventure (or mild chaos)
👣 Sizing tip:
Slippers stretch widthwise with wear. If you like a bit of heel freedom (aka flop-factor), size up!
🧼 Care: Cold wash & air dry. No blowing things up in the dryer, please.
W6.5/7 M5/5.5 37-38
W7.5/8 M6/6.5 39-40
W8.5/9 M7/7.5 41-42
W9.5/10 M8/8.5 43-44
W10.5/11. M9/9.5 45-46
Dreamers & Schemers F Bomb Slippers
Description
BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE FOOTING’S BAD, THE HORSE IS SPICY, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS MUTTER, “FFFFF…”
Welcome to the ultimate in barn-to-couch therapy: the F Bomb Slippers. Designed for equestrians who keep it classy (but unfiltered), these cozy bombs of comfort bring the fluffy drama to your downtime.
Wrapped in fuzzy sherpa fleece and lined with silky-soft faux fur, they’re basically emotional support slippers. And if you have to sprint out for night check because someone forgot to latch the gate (again), the durable sole has your back.
💥 Slipper Specs:
Outside: 95% polyester, 5% spandex sherpa fleece
Inside: 100% polyester faux fur that feels like a hug from your favorite fuzzy pony
Sole: Rubber which is flexible, grippy, lightweight, and ready for adventure (or mild chaos)
👣 Sizing tip:
Slippers stretch widthwise with wear. If you like a bit of heel freedom (aka flop-factor), size up!
🧼 Care: Cold wash & air dry. No blowing things up in the dryer, please.
W6.5/7 M5/5.5 37-38
W7.5/8 M6/6.5 39-40
W8.5/9 M7/7.5 41-42
W9.5/10 M8/8.5 43-44
W10.5/11. M9/9.5 45-46